Sunday 24 February 2013

Waffles Not Included

I recently rescued purchased a baby robot small waffle iron for the low, low price of $19.99.  I made waffles using the recipe that was included right in the manual:

Ingredients:

2 cups (500 ml) flour
2 tablespoons (30 ml) sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon (5ml) salt

1 3/4 cup (440 ml) milk
1/3 cup (85 ml) vegetable oil
2 eggs
*I got all adventurous and threw in some vanilla too*

Method:


Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Stir together milk, oil, and eggs. Gradually add mixture to the dry ingredients. Stir until just blended. Pour batter onto waffle baker. Makes 4 1/2 cups (1.125 L) batter.

Waffle Baker Usage Tips:

Most waffles are done in about 3-6 minutes. Check for doneness at about 5 minutes. If the cover of the waffle baker doesn't lift up easily, then let it cook a minute more before checking again. When the steaming stops is also an indicator that the waffle is done.
Isn't he the cutest?  I shall call him Wheems!


See?  Practically twins.


Success!  
I will cook them for about four minutes on the medium heat setting next time instead of five.  
They were still super light and fluffy and froze/thawed/reheated really nicely.

Sunday 10 February 2013

Chewy Oatmeal Cookies: No More Trust Issues

Prior to discovering Janis Plageman's recipe for Chewy Oatmeal Cookies, my general relationship with raisin oatmeal cookies could be summed up nicely using the following e-card:




Let's get real here.  Aren't raisin oatmeal cookies just a metaphor for adult life? 

Me (playing the role of "adult"):  Life, can I have a cookie?
Life:  Sure - I'll give you a cookie...  but under one condition.
Me:  And what condition would that be?
Life:  The cookie is going to have to be raisin oatmeal.  Sorry.
Me:  Awwww man!  I was kinda just looking forward to a tastier kind...  like maybe something with chocolate chips?
Life:  I'm not that simple.  With every one of my up's, there's a down... every yin, a yang. .. You get the picture.  Disappointment and compromise are a very real and UNAVOIDABLE part of me and I can never let you forget that.
Me:  Even if all I want is to do is eat a delicous cookie?  Can't I just forget about your harsh, soul crushing realities for the next two minutes while I eat a cookie and then I pinky swear PROMISE to ponder the duality of the universe later?
Life:  No.
Me:  ...

After years of outright avoidance, I recently decided that it was time to revisit the raisin oatmeal cookie situation.  As previously noted, I am (playing the role of) an adult and can therefore do whatever I want.  As such, I have chosen to add chocolate chips and Commonwealth Mix to my version of this recipe in place of the raisins and almonds suggested in the original.  I have also chosen not to rename the recipe "Chewy Commonwealth Mix Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies" - but you can if you want.  ;)



 





Baker's Secrets:  I cut the recipe in half and it made about 36 cookies.  I also baked them for about 12 minutes and they are still nice and chewy.

Friday 8 February 2013

*, **Grandma's Easy Chicken Salad

*DISCLAIMER #1:  This recipe is not MY Grandma's Chicken Salad.  I found it on The Cooks Next Door.  The authors of this blog sound like real foodies and I'll definitely be following their posts in the future.
**DISCLAIMER #2:  When browsing for recipes on the Internets, I often include the search terms "grandma's" and "easy" to get to the REAL.  GOOD.  STUFF.
I mean really, what sounds better?  "Chicken Salad"...  OR............................
Wait for itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt...
  "Grandma's Easy Chicken Salad"? 
I rest my case.
Craisins.  That's right.  Edge: ---- < Me living on it.
I cooked two boneless, skinless chicken breasts and shredded them in my Kitchen Aid blender.  I also used a whole cup of celery and 2 tbsp's onions (just needed more veggies in my opinion) and opted for Craisins instead of raisins.  Definite new addition to my packed lunches for work. 

 

Easy Roasted Potatoes

I am choosing to label this post as a "recipe."  Can I even do that when the photo, ingredients and directions fit entirely on the screen of my iPhone?  No matter.  Pinterest hath delivered yet again. 
The screenshot reads, "The most Ah-Mazing Roasted Potatoes!  These are so easy to make!  Cook a pierced potato in the microwave for 6-7 mins.  (flip every couple of mins.) til soft all the way thru.  Cut in half, then into squares (just down to the skin).  Season with butter, Parmesan & Lawry's.  Place in oven on aluminum foil-lined pan and broil for 10-15 mins.  Enjoy!!!"
Pinterest Screenshot
My Results
Jack, parsley me like one of your French grills...
I'm going to attribute the less than browned look of my vegetable subject to the glaring fluorescent lighting in my kitchen...  These potatoes really did taste roasted and melty and ah-mazing!

Monday 4 February 2013

Yarn Wrapped Wreath

I find a lot of wreath tutorials to be entirely too ornate and/or "country" for my taste.  My ideal wreath is bright and fun and *S*P*E*C*T*A*C*U*L*A*R*...  a wreath for the modern woman, if you will.  ;)  After much searching, I found a project that fit my very exacting specifications in a December 2011 print version (how retro) of Better Homes and Gardens!


Word.



As a crafter with a touch of self-diagnosed A.D.D.and O.C.D., I ask myself two key questions before embarking on a crafting/cooking journey of any kind:   1) Is it going to take all #%^* day? and 2) Is it likely to turn out EXACTLY like the photo?    For those keeping score: Answer key = 1) NO 2) YES.  I'm working on my patience and creativity (Really - I am!), but until then I'm sticking to my No-Yes system.  

The instructions from the magazine seemed pretty straightforward.  Yup...  I can TOTALLY wrap a 
wreath form in yarn.  Felt flowers?  Sure, why not?  Glue gun?  I thought you'd never ask!





Behold...
My completed yarn wrapped wreath!


I decided to hang my creation using a piece of co-ordinating ribbon threaded through a binder ring and then hanging that binder ring on the wreath hook itself.  After I came up with this nifty idea (and was a little too proud of myself),  I went scoping Pinterest for other wreath hanging methods and found this little gem.  **Must remember to do that when I hang a wreath on the front door.**


For science.




Other sites with yarn wrapped wreaths that caught my eye:


Oleander and Palm
The color combination in this spring wreath is very striking.

CaseyLeeCrafts
Her work is absolutely lovely!

Monochomatic version
If anybody knows the creator of this work, gimme a shout.  For now, I grabbed it off of Tipjunkie.